Thou shalt have a grand, majestic wall,
And thou shalt have it free of charge, by law.
The Moors will pay for it, this, We shalt see,
But, first We need from thee, just one small fee.
A surcharge, if thou wilt, We prithee pay,
A shipping, handling fee just for today.
A service and convience fee, We ask,
To pay a Nigerian Prince We’ve put to task.
To usury for finance from the Moors,
But, soon these funds will flow back to Our shores.
Thinkest thou, of this, a clever trade,
For which thou shalt be handsomely repaid.