Friends, low-lifes, Aryans, lend Us thy souls;
We come to honor Bannon, not to fire him.
The hard work men do dies when they are fired;
The glory they bring to Our reign lives on.
Let it be so with Bannon. Oh, he was
Well known for saying things of great offence;
And surely no one wants our enemies,
to suffer an offence. That would be sad.
Bannon showered praise on the likes of Lenin,
Vader, and, yea, even on Satan;
And no one praises Satan. That is offensive.
But when Bannon was offensive, it
was offence upon the elitists.
On those whose sinister and unfair ways
Were used to cheat Us out of our birthright!
A justifiable offence, indeed,
but still an act of evil just the same.
And only Satan would snub dear elites.
And Bannon seethed with hatred, that We know.
But hatred for Our loss of noble values
Might be an honored cause of enmity.
Still hatred is inspired by old Satan.
And as the learned men have always said,
A deal with Satan’s one We must decline,
E’en if it makes us masters once again,
so say the highly educated men.
When Bannon did defend the lowly white
Peasants, from the heart of Our great kingdom,
Who had indeed been cheated out of stature
by foreign miscreants and scalowags;
The Criers of Untruths did prudely ‘cuse
our man of foul intolerance, and bias;
And as We know a bigot is offensive.
To yearn the time Our people reigned supreme
When, We were masters, not the the ones enslaved
And purity, Our world, so perfect made
Oh, how Satanic offence can this be?
For, who, save Satan, covets such a time?
So, dare we not behave with more offence;
As Satan surely does, but let us praise
The kind intentions of our Brother Bannon.
For tho’ he stalks no longer in our court
Good Bannon walks with Satan. Wish him well.
Exit Bannon
Citizens riot