Gorka. Now here’s a name with a great sound to it,
On a man of whom We’ve never tweeted once.
We hear that thou belongst t’the finest clubs
And better yet have been snubbed by elite ones.
Come stalk among Our court, and We’ll ignore thee.
Publish thy fine doctrine, We beseech thee.
What? Thou leavest so soon? Fare thee well, then.
Exit Gorka